Top 10 Funniest Fishing Jokes On The Web
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I was exiting the stream and slightly lost my footing, the camera flew out of the pocket and gracefully splashed into a muddly puddle by the bank, its now hosed. This is more of a laughing at me funny, rather than laughing with me. First many years ago my brother and I were fishing this small brook. We fished up through some ledges on the upper side there was a camp and on the back step there was a woman sitting there topless sunny herself.
The same buddy and I were fishing Conesus lake in NY. We were racing to a flag and all of our other buddies were cheering him on. He slipped and fell and all the guys said ouch thats going to leave a mark.
I remember an opening day on Kettle Creek at Leidy Bridge and there was some idiot fishing off of the bridge. Well there was a car coming across the bridge and he went back to cast and hooked the antenna of the car. Here it was the fish commission vehicle and they asked him for his license and the guy couldn’t even find his license.
DONT U JUST LOVE THE WAY THE FAKE NEWS GIVES U A STORY AND SAYS NBC CNN MSNBC HAVE NOT CONFIRMED THE STORY …. KEEP FISHING KEEP FISHING NEVER DID I THINK THE NEWS WOULD BE SO FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING ! ITS LIKE A REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA. TRUMP 2024 YA HEARD ! LETS GO BRANDON !!
— Donovan Thibodeaux (@DonovanThibode4) September 7, 2022
We do it, and on the way while he was cutting it, he cut the effing line!! We have the perch on video camera, I seriously bet this perch could have went a good 17 inches or so, and at least a few pounds, fattest fawker I’ve ever seen! But seriously, what are the chances that right when we get there and set up that the tipup decides to get set off from a whole week before 7 days to be exact! I mean, it was in the water for a whole week with bait on, with no flag but when we got there..haha sorry I Just find this incredibly odd, and a wicked coincidence.
oh man no. i gotta look for it. he has so many funny stories. haha. i've been trying to find a place to watch that fishing show he had too. haha.
— scaremy (@mightyrobot) September 16, 2022
We started walking over to see if he was OK. When we got closer we saw he was reaching down the hole. As we see this we could hear a high pitched noise. Another guy walked up and we heard him tell the guy he had dropped his hearing aid down the hole.
And the “guest” went and got the truck….. It was a bit windy, like usual… but not bad…. So the boat owner was having some positioning problems….. And he was trying to yell at his guess just how far down to bring the boat….
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