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Check out these funny fish sayings. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” Henry David Thoreau. “By the time I had turned thirty, I’d realized two important things. Two, I had to work for a living.” Mallory Burton. Went to Valley Creek sat and forgot to close the flap on my vest where I keep my camera, after taking a pic of a nice brown.
We’ve got you covered with the buzziest new releases of the day. To see what your friends thought of this book,please sign up. Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it’s not fish they are after. I live in the midwest now but have fond memories of fishing in New England as a kid.
The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. And the mermaid said, “Are you sure about this? ” The fisherman said “Yes” So, the mermaid turned him into a woman. The tallest tale I ever heard is about a man who was fishing at a lake.
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After about an hour of fishing, the first fisherman offered to help the second fisherman. And then the second fisherman also caught a large fish. Surprisingly, he threw it back into the pond. One day the two fishermen were fishing in a nearby pond.
Funny story. Years ago I had just met my father in law. My wife called him dad, his wife and brother called him Dilbert. I didn't know so I proceeded to call him Dilbert the whole weekend before he corrected me. Quite the awkward fishing trip. Lol.
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From ancient times when mariners spun yarns of sea serpents, mermaids and leviathans, humankind has been fascinated by what lurks in the watery recesses of the planet. Our appetite for tales of epic struggles between humans and aquatic beasts is insatiable. Into the water and take them for a walk to the end of the pier and back. When I’m ready to go I whistle and they jump back into the bucket and we go home. For this reason the story of Yung Pak’s youthful days may be the more interesting to his Western cousins. The first fisherman was startled by the response.
The best part was seeing ole girl swim off after the tournament, and that guy that followed us into the cove came in second. I figure he knew that fish was there and we just got lucky. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. My partner decides to make a run to a different cove. We almost get to the back of the cove and drop the Power-Pole immediately; the “guy to beat” on that lake just shut it down in the mouth of the same cove as our Power-Pole slaps the water.
Not sure if i was just not paying attention or what but pretty sure he baited my hook…His friend and him got a pretty good laugh for a few years after that one. My buddy and I were fishing Braddocks Bay here in western New York. We say this old guy fall off his bucket on the ice.
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