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But did you know they can tell fish jokes, too? Check out these 25 funny fishing jokes and then send us your funniest fishing jokes. I took my son out fishing when he was five years old. After a while of catching some nice smallmouth, my son told me he needed to go “number two”. So I told him to hold on while I reeled in my line.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience? ” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.” The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. He pulls in three more really huge trout, but his conscience begins to get the better of him, so he reluctantly pulls anchor and motors back to his car to go to the hospital. If you have a strong stomach and box of tissues handy, check out this video of shark pups being delivered from their butchered mother aboard a ship. If you’re in a small boat and hook a 230-pound ahi tuna, best make sure ol’ Mr. T has given up the big fight before you bring him aboard. Cracking their “miracle” discovery of three fish inside a sealed egg.
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Mr. Jumble who was now standing next to his wife was astonished. Then he began to understand things.
Take a moment to sit by a lake, with a fishing pole, bought or handmade, and read the best of our CAPPER’s reader stories below. Actually was a bass and a walnut and a log. As a matter of fact, I’m the one who made up that joke! Was 15, 17 no 20 years ago when I fishing er…guiding Homer Circle and teaching him everything I know and telling him how to write his articles.
He’d just wave back, mutter something about trying to teach me a thing or two about fishing and off we went – until he found the ‘perfect place’. All the tension seemed to leave him as soon as he set down the fishing gear and proceeded to settle in. On this particular day, while she napped, I went to investigate the ringer washing machine which of course I was not allowed to touch for fear of death. Some fish was also caught on the trips as well though !! The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve, but eventually he calmed down.
Lashell Middlebrook is a former American zookeeper and the current director emeritus of the Zoo and Aquarium. She is 37 years old.