Fishing Success Stories
But did you know they can tell fish jokes, too? Check out these 25 funny fishing jokes and then send us your funniest fishing jokes. I took my son out fishing when he was five years old. After a while …
He warned them to repent before the city would be destroyed in 40 days. Despite being wicked and enemies of Israel, they listened to Jonah and believed him. They stopped their wickedness and God took mercy on them. Instead, Jonah …
The man got in a few blows, signaled by the high-pitched yelps and the flying tufts of fur. But within seconds the fur was replaced with human flesh, and Delta’s struggling form devolved into a dismembered mangle of red. When …
One day, a boat sank, and divers were sent to recover bodies. Two of them were searching the sea bed. Suddenly one guy feels a tug on his arm – and it’s his buddy frantically pointing at the bed. There’s …
He yanked it out and it got stuck right in my nose. My dad tried using pliers to get it out but couldnt, so i ended up in the ER with a blue fox sticking out of my nose. The …
The experienced fisherman became overjoyed with his catch and quickly threw in his ice chest. On the other hand, the inexperienced one only struggled in the beginning. They both had packed utensils, cooking accessories, ingredients and fishing equipment. Once they …
Now first let us get it out of the way, Jim Gierach is a Fly Fishing Hall of Famer, he isn’t just a story teller. This book is a collection of 22 of his best short stories from chasing the …
Then when it’s obvious it’s a plastic bag everybody let’s out a collective groan and goes back to their fishing. I felt bad – I really did – but unfortunately I guess I didn’t have the fishing concept quite down …
“But the local government does not respect my tastes. As we speak, our ‘representatives’ – and I use that term loosely – are ratifying laws banning the harvesting of the red fish. Try as I might but I cannot sway …
When I got to the parking lot and not another car in sight. I set up, soaking clams on two rods before sun-up. As the pre-dawn light began to show over the horizon, a THICK bank of fog rolled in. …
