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Whether fishing is a way of life for you or you are just getting your first fishing rod,, we have a list of the best funny fishing quotes to put a smile on your face. We think that when it comes to fishing quotes, funny ones are the best! Can’t top the nude beach but speaking of weird run-ins with wildlife, last August I took the wife and kids up to the Connecticut Lakes in northern New Hampshire for vacation. Turning around, less than five feet from me, was a great blue heron. Now, from a distance, they are majestic birds, but up in your grill, man, they are creepy looking.
Pass the days by going fishing with friends or family. An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. So, the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” And sure enough, the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed.
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This was one of the weirder, more endearing but also more suspect fishing videos to go viral recently. Burly outdoorsman Doug Owens became international news after posting this video of his kersplash-and-grab fishing technique. Freshwater fish and have weighed in at 2,250 pounds.
This, in and of itself, wasn’t really interesting. We had a good time snickering about their thick accents and zany conversations like two 6th graders in the back of a classroom. After about an hour of drinking and shooting the breeze, the guys start packing up their stuff to leave. My funny story does not involve fly fishing but bass fishing.
‘Yeah – I get it’….sulkily I took my fishing line ‘winnings’ and went to pout on the pier. Was it my fault that I wasn’t good at this? I think 2 tries probably wasn’t fair but I certainly didn’t want to bring THAT up. His friends were all laughing at him and it obviously was making him really, really mad so I decided to just try and be good and sit there and begin the untangling. But this does not stop his love of fishing.
On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through. One baits his hooks while the other hates his books. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught? ” “You’re the 10th this morning,” the kid said.
My Uncle Hank was busy chatting it up now and laughing with his friends, smoking away – leaning against the pier with his line in the water. I figured he’d be none the wiser so of course I just picked up the bucket and ran across to the other side of the pier – and freed the fish! I just upended the bucket and threw them right off the pier – then ran back and put the bucket right back where it was before. A hitter flailing at a Randy Johnson fastball and coming up empty. Nothing but air…or water in this case.
Lashell Middlebrook is a former American zookeeper and the current director emeritus of the Zoo and Aquarium. She is 37 years old.