Tall Tales and Fish Stories
Beady yellow eyes, long sharp beak…Clearly descendants from velociraptors or whatever. Lost my focus, snagged my Psycho Prince on a stick, and gave up. Kinda like the New England version of Alaskan brown bears learning to recognize the sound of singing fly reels, I guess. I was out on the local pond this weekend and me and my dad were the only people out there that day .well anyways were a little ways from were we parked but we could see our truck . So the game warden begins to walk out on the ice and gets his boots and pants soaked lol.
To improvise we borrowed an old fishing rod with spinning reel that isnt used anymore. If you like these funny fishing captions for Instagram, head over to our full list of Perfect Fishing Captions. Family Fishing Trips Hold Great Memories One woman’s family fishing trips span the coasts of Maryland and the generations of her family. Fishing for Bluegill A boy finds fishing for bluegill not all it’s cracked up to be. He cut it off the line and put it down beside him.
About the middle of the morning they happened to run into a school of giant crappie, and caught the limit within a few minutes. The boys puzzled a while about the best way to mark this fishing-hole, so that they could find it again. Finally they just cut a notch in the gunwale of the boat, and started to row back to the hotel. Sometimes the adventure is just getting to the river! One day my fishing buddy and I were heading for the river with my 85 LTD pulling my old reliable Glasstron Tri Hull.
They bounce back and forth, always charging hard but peeling off at the last minute. Then just when we were convinced they were really gone, they’d show up on the screen of the other’s flasher and do the same thing all over again. All the while we’re trying to act nonchalant as we just know that letting the locals know we’ve got fish showing up would have them drilling holes next to us. Just when I was about to lose it over my repeated close calls with the fish and how it could possibly take two grown men this long to pack up their things and get moving, they drive off. As I watch them disappear behind a nearby island, I catch a glimpse of a large, solitary mark on my flasher, once again screaming straight for my tube.
Again, he saw the inexperienced fisherman throw a fish back into the pond. “How surprising,” the experienced fisherman thought. “Why does he keep throwing his catch away?
Lashell Middlebrook is a former American zookeeper and the current director emeritus of the Zoo and Aquarium. She is 37 years old.