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He yanked it out and it got stuck right in my nose. My dad tried using pliers to get it out but couldnt, so i ended up in the ER with a blue fox sticking out of my nose. The nurses couldn’t help but laugh. Splash again and the lure comes flying back and hits my in the groin so hard I felt hook and I slumped to the ground. Fishing in Pennslyvania, my girlfriend set up her camera I am in the stream when I hear a scream, ” Tim a bear”. Thinking the bear was on the ridge a long way away.

Now you just reach back over your head with the pole like so and you give it a good flick and fling – and there it goes – right in the GD water! Of course you got that – you’re no idiot! Now go on GD-it, go ahead and try it’. I loved hanging out at my aunt and uncle’s though because they might be gruff and they might have some high expectations, but it was safe. There was no fighting, no thrashings and no fear. My Uncle Hank was also pretty much the only father figure I ever had in my life.

Both of them were looking forward to having fresh fish afterward. This is a book about my life as a wolf and a fishing cat therian. I will go over topics like telling your parents you are a therian, deal… “The best time to go fishing is when you can get away.” – Robert Traver. Jump ahead to your favorite category or just start scrolling to find the perfect quote on fishing for you. Years ago fishing with my dad and bro in NE pa, we were in a boat and my brother’s spinner got snagged.

Up comes a local and asks if we want a nip of some moonshine. I pass as the fishing is not too bad but Icechip can’t let a man drink alone and he has not had a bite so agrees. Well they drink the whole bottle on the back of my tailgate with Icechip consuming most of it. Icechip says he is just going to have a little nap.

Funny True Fishy Story

Having tried just about everything in my previous shots at these fish and quite honestly feeling a more than a little defeated, this time I chose to hold my rod tip completely still. Just as the streaking mark merges into the one representing my tube on the flasher display, my rod tip dips ever so slightly. It was the type of take you get from a lazy walleye when it’s 20-below outside. I made a trip up to the Canadian side of Lake of the Woods at the beginning of March with the express purpose of catching a lake trout.

We had walked a couple hundred yards past the only road to the lake and started fishing on some ledge where an old cabin sat. The cabin was still there, but the walls had collapsed and only the roof remained intact. We had been fishing for about a half hour when we heard something in the woods. Out of nowhere, 3-4 college girls appeared out of the woods.

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Lashell Middlebrook is a former American zookeeper and the current director emeritus of the Zoo and Aquarium. She is 37 years old.

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